But now I get it. Because I have a Messy Maggie, a little girl who leads a "Maggie Trail" wherever she treads. A little girl who makes messes other toddlers can only applaud with envy. Like this one, and I didn't show you the floor.
Because, why wait for the boiled water for your instant oatmeal? You can just eat it straight out of the package!
We've been here before. It all just training for those Preschool Survivor Courses. my kids are gonna excel in. Al Queda, watch out!