Thursday, July 17, 2008

Revenge

Sometimes a fly gets in your kitchen. And said fly lives there for three days, buzzing all over your counter tops and food when you are cooking and your little baby's face. And this is truly annoying because indeed flies are truly annoying but also because you heard somewhere that every time a fly lands it either pukes or poops. On your baby's face.

Flies are not your friend.

So for three days you try to kill the fly to no avail because insect killing has never been in your skill set.

And then said fly happens to crawl into an empty strawberry lemonade bottle that was sitting on the counter....

and you slap the bottle closed with a can of chipotle peppers that also happened to be sitting on the counter....and

even though you really hate the term you just have to shout

BOOYAH!!



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