Flies are not your friend.
So for three days you try to kill the fly to no avail because insect killing has never been in your skill set.
And then said fly happens to crawl into an empty strawberry lemonade bottle that was sitting on the counter....
and you slap the bottle closed with a can of chipotle peppers that also happened to be sitting on the counter....and
even though you really hate the term you just have to shout