Bites the heads off of bats while singing "Crazy Train."
Ok, not really.
What he does bite off are marker tips, which then causes them to explode all over his face and clothes.
And then get real irritated at his mom when she tries to take a picture.
Usually he is is sweet enough to do this right when we are about to leave to go somewhere. Because I just love to change his entire outfit and try unsuccessfully to wipe away the fake blood when I am already fifteen minutes late to wherever I am going.
(pardon the blurry shots, my camera has PMS)