Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Top Ten Questions I Hardly Ever Asked Before I Had Children

  1. What is that smell?
  2. What is all over my hands?
  3. Why won't you nap?!?!
  4. When has whining ever worked for you?
  5. Did you hear me calling you?
  6. What is this all over my floor?
  7. Can you hold it till we get home?
  8. Where is the remote control?
  9. Where is your other shoe?
And number ten:

10. Why do you feel the need to break everything??

Leave your own in the comments - I know you have some too!


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