Friday, July 22, 2011

Pillow talk



Him: Take off your glasses please.

Me (coyly): Why? Because 'boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses'?

Him: Actually it's 'boys don't make passes at girls who pass gasses'.

Me: {pause} Well then I'm just, like, double jeopardy ---

Him: Just take off your glasses please.

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