Tuesday, October 16, 2012
31 Days of evil intruders in my living room who are neither evil nor intruding nor in my living room
This the coatstand that I bought a while back from Goodwill. I have bold ambitions of paiting him orange one day.
He's perfect for holding four backpacks when they are not at school.
Problem is, from the corner of my eye, he looks exactly like an Evil Intruder Standing in My Living Room. So I do a heartbeat-skipping doubletake, oh, a good ten times a day.
This is probably shortening my life in some way.
Or maybe just helping to keep me awake.
I guess I could move him, but where's the fun in that?