Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Help us Lord.

Today Eva Rose was pushing her dolly around her baby carriage. The doll was wrapped tightly in a blanket. I watched as she carefully placed another blanket over the entire basket, as if to keep out the sun or the mosquitoes, or the swine flu germs. She looked so precious. Images of her future danced through my brain and my heart.

I smiled adoringly at my sweet girl. "You are such a good mommy."

She looked at me with an odd, slightly menacing little grin.

"I'm not pretending to be a mommy. I'm pretending to be a baby stealer!"

32 comments:

  1. I probably shouldn't be laughing, but I am...

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  2. that's the funniest damn thing i've read in a long time ...

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  3. that is HYS.TER.I.CAL

    there's always therapy...

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  4. Who wants to be just a mommy when you can have a future in running from the law? Much more exciting.

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  5. hahahahahahahahaha!

    wait...

    hahahahahahahahaha!

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  6. WOW! Funny & Scary! What ever will you do with that child? I'm sure she is a laugh a minute. I keep coming back to read about her. Good luck! :)

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  7. Well, she IS creative.

    Hilarious!!!!

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  8. I have a 5 yo boy who sounds like a good candidate for Eva rose's future husband. He keeps us crying in terror and laughing till it hurts as well!

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  9. Wow. I hope you're still writing this blog in ten years so we can see how she turns out! ;)

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  10. Oh. This is great. Eva Rose and my 4 year old Aidan would get along splendidly.

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  11. I almost fell off my stool I am laughing so hard. She is too funny - my prayers are with you!!

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  12. Oh. My. Goodness!! How in the world did she come up with that? So funny!

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  13. sorry but that is hilarious. :)

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  14. That has got to go down as one of the most hysterical things I've heard in a LOOOONG time. I love it!

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  15. Oh Missy, how I love your children!! Every post that you make about them, especially Maggie is just joy!! They would be right at home with mine!!

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  16. That's a good one.

    Hey, did any of your kids ever stick their hand down their throat and force themselves to puke? My kid just started doing this and I'm wondering if I need to take her to a preist or something, lol!

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  17. oh i'm laughing. i hope she's not really going to do that when she grows up!! but right now it sure is funny. (wonder if any baby snatches did practice when they were kids????)

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  18. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! I know they say the LOL thing doesn't really happen. But it DOES!!! I think you're watching way to much news? Tee hee! Oh, my. She will rule the world someday!


    Last night at pastor's for election returns party. (he ran for city council and won). A 5-year old at the chocolate fountain told me, "I have a fondness for marshmellows."
    If I were 40 years younger, I'd have gone for him in a heartbeat...

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  19. That sure wasn't the ending I expected!

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  20. oh dear......hheheheheheheeeeee

    sorry. You have my utmost sympathy......and tears of laughter keep pouring down...heheheheheheeeeeeeee

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  21. This is hilarious!

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  22. Thanks for the morning laugh. :)

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  23. Oh my!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!

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  24. Love that! Oh my gosh, I'm cracking up! As they say, kids day the darndest things....

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  25. It is a very nice and good post. Keep up the good work.

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